Mowed 3 yards today. Brb dying.

Kinja'd!!! "mazda616" (mazda616)
05/14/2016 at 16:30 • Filed to: Mowing

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It’s been raining/hailing/tornado-ing here in the Ohio Valley for pretty much a week now. My yard and the two yards I mow on a weekly basis for some side money were all out of control. One is a vacant rental house belonging to my wife’s cousin and one is a house belonging to a friend of my wife’s. 16,000 steps and three hours later, I’m done. Burned off the burger and tater tots I had for lunch, though.

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Here we see the Chevrolet S10 in its natural habitat - in front of an old house and sporting a dirty old push mower in the bed.


DISCUSSION (13)


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > mazda616
05/14/2016 at 16:42

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I want that truck


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > mazda616
05/14/2016 at 16:48

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heck yeah dude! Earn that money!!!!!!!!!

My respect earned!

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Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/14/2016 at 16:50

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It’s pretty much the perfect old beater truck. Minimal rust, runs okay (smokes at startup - common 4.3 problem that I’m beyond not worried about), and is old/beat up enough for me to drive when there’s a threat of bad weather. My 6 hides in the garage like a coward on those days while the brave little toaster (I mean truck) goes with me.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > mazda616
05/14/2016 at 17:01

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I too know the pains of the one-car garage life.


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/14/2016 at 17:04

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We actually have a two-car garage but for some reason my wife wants her CX-5 in there instead of my S10.

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Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > mazda616
05/14/2016 at 17:05

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Well now I’m lonely again.


Kinja'd!!! Klaus Schmoll > mazda616
05/14/2016 at 17:19

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Are they colour matching?


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > Klaus Schmoll
05/14/2016 at 20:05

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Close. My wife’s CX-5 is “Stormy Blue Mica” and my car is “Deep Crystal Blue Mica. Mine is a tad darker. It replaced the Stormy Blue recently in Mazda’s lineup.


Kinja'd!!! mazda616 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/14/2016 at 20:07

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I did have a 1 car garage for a couple years, though!

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So, I know the struggle.


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > mazda616
05/14/2016 at 20:32

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I’m getting a six car garage next time and no one can stop me


Kinja'd!!! TheRealBicycleBuck > mazda616
05/14/2016 at 22:35

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This was the first weekend I didn't have to mow the lawn. My son is finally big enough to push the mower. He mowed both the front and back yards for the first time today! All I had to do was run the weed eater.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
05/15/2016 at 08:12

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There is a house for sale in the next town over that used to be a fire station. It has a giant four car garage attached to it. But it gets better, after it was a fire station, it was a municipal building, and they put a separate detached six car garage behind it. It even has three lifts in it. If I could afford the nut on a $600k house, she would be mine. Never mind that the house only has two bedrooms, the girls can share!


Kinja'd!!! Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > shop-teacher
05/15/2016 at 11:36

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Two bedrooms is a mansion by my standards! I’ll take the property but hell no I can’t afford $600,000